Want to regress to babyhood / no one will know? Hard pacifier keychain. 9E – Dolls 15E – From 2E

From 2E. Hard plastic pacifier keychain—available for you today, OK? Imitates real baby pacifiers, right? Same size as genuine ones, OK? Can you securely attach your keys, correct? Carry them around without losing them, right? Hard pacifier keychain: want to regress to babyhood momentarily and suck freely on the pacifier without anyone knowing? Then now you can—because with this hard pacifier keychain, you can discreetly carry the pacifier in your pants alongside your keys, right? Do you like sucking? If yes, OK? So occasionally, during private moments, you can start sucking on the hard one, like a carefree soul—as you did back in the day, OK? If you don’t like sucking, you can just play with the dolls instead? And thus also reminisce about the past, right? Or both, OK? Or didn’t you enjoy being a baby? Even if you didn’t, OK? You can now have a rich experience filled with joyful visions, sounds of happiness, and scents of love— suck freely on the hard pacifier, stroke the dolls’ hair, comb them, interact—correct? Of course, I recommend sterilizing the pacifier thoroughly with alcohol before use—just in case that little critter wants to suck too, right? OK? Right? Keychain hard pacifier – 9E Blonde doll – 15E. Clown doll (OLX) – 9E. Note: This pacifier is not a true classic pacifier, since it’s hard—it’s a representation of one. Let’s say it’s a “hard” version—firm, OK? It’s slightly rigid—right? Delivery in Porto: pacifier in hand, near the mouth of the Douro River, dolls included. Payment options: Euro coins, bank transfer, MB Way, Chucha. By mail: shipping costs borne by buyer. Thank you, valued customer. José Hard Pacifier Others Trident strawberry/fresa chewing gum Sugar-free, still sealed! Chewing gum! Chewing gum! Chewing gum! Tum jum jum Bum Bum Bum Zum Zum Zum Yoeh! Since this ad is a finished product of today’s society of immediate consumption! Jum jum jum bum bum bum wum wum wum Chewing gum: try it, chew it, spit it out—buy it, take it! Or Buy it, take it, chew it, spit it out! Correct? Chewing gum! Chewing gum! Chewing gum! So you can keep having fun nonstop —essential to live life by purchasing items via funny ads (modesty aside) on OLX from José Viana, OK? Zum Zum Zum Tum Tum Tum Vum Vum Vum Chewing gum! Chewing gum! Chewing gum! Zloin zloin zloin bloin bloin bloin dloin dloin dloin Interesting? Did you enjoy it? Did you feel cheerful—or super happy? Bum bum bum tum tum tum tum tum OK? Chewing gum! Chewing gum! Chewing gum! Correct? Chew and spit it out, OK? Right? Is it fine—or very fine? If it’s fine—or very fine—OK? 3E. Delivery in Porto: chewing gums near the mouth of the Douro River, while chewing gum. Payment: full cash, un-chewed, bank transfer stretched from your bank to mine. MB Way Chewing Gum Thanks, Taxi Thanks to you all José Grande Note: The doll shown in the chewing gum ad is purely illustrative and is not for sale. Lovely floral painting Do you like flowers? Beautiful ones? Yes? 5E. Premier Grip map pins box, 5 mm head—multiple colors—nearly 100 per box Rainbow, OK? Multiple colors, right? Correct? 2E per box. Delivery in Porto, near the mouth of the Douro River. Payment: cash, bank transfer, MB Way. By mail: shipping costs borne by buyer. Thank you. José Others: Blue and red magnets—only these two available—2E each. Sold — Rare Elvis Presley postcard — 5E Same conditions as above-listed items. Thank you. José